Dame.

Dear Baby Jesus-Judas-Robin Williams as the Genie in Aladdin,

You see this woman? DO YOU? Good. Because she looks better at her silver age than I do at 25. And that's not fair on any level. So if I can't look as good as her now, please allow me the small favor of being half as hot as she after I've already gone through the hell that is menopause. Thanks mucho. GOD BLESS LEOPARD.

Signed,

Me